1 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:11,560 [theme music] 2 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:13,260 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 3 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:14,790 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:16,660 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:18,300 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,700 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,600 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 8 00:00:21,670 --> 00:00:23,370 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:25,270 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:26,470 - ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 11 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,710 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:31,810 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪ 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,040 - ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 14 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:35,180 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,770 [twangy music] 16 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:42,200 PETER: There are so many fun things to do in South America, 17 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,970 but it is still my favorite. 18 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:48,080 The South America Mall has movie theaters and a food court, 19 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:51,780 and that is why it is my happy place. 20 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,650 I love to be there with my friends. 21 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,750 Thank you. 22 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:57,750 [applause] 23 00:00:57,820 --> 00:00:59,290 GARRISON: Very enthralling, Peter 24 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,520 All right, Butters, how about you go next? 25 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,460 - OK! 26 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:06,730 My happy place isn't really a place. 27 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,300 It's more of a lady. 28 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,060 And when I'm sad, she makes me feel better. 29 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,730 When I'm feeling angry, she calms me down. 30 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,700 Her name is Dr. Pimple Popper. 31 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,670 I watch her videos on YouTube. 32 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:20,810 They make me feel relaxed and happy. 33 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,280 I watch her pop pimples for hours and hours 34 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,350 and I become so calm. 35 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,920 [kids exclaiming] 36 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:31,120 But last night, I wasn't able to watch Dr. Pimple Popper 37 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:34,120 because the electricity went out again at our house. 38 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:36,360 And you know why our electricity went out? 39 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:38,890 Because of the goddamn billionaires 40 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,830 that are building data centers right in our backyards! 41 00:01:41,930 --> 00:01:43,530 Don't they have enough? 42 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:45,130 They're gonna take from me too? 43 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,800 All these little weenies billionaires do 44 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,440 is suck up all our resources and leave us with nothing! 45 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,970 - Whoa, whoa, Butters-- 46 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,670 - And I keep telling everyone there's a billionaire problem, 47 00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:55,010 but nobody wants to listen to me. 48 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,010 Well, they'll listen to me now! 49 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:59,010 [grunts] 50 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:07,420 Gosh dang it! 51 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:09,760 Nobody's pissed off except for me! 52 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,030 I need some nice, relaxing YouTube videos 53 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,430 to calm me down. 54 00:02:14,530 --> 00:02:17,260 - Well, Butters, how are you liking the new living room? 55 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:18,630 Pretty nice, huh? 56 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,670 - I thought the old living room was just fine. 57 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,200 - Well, yeah, it was fine, but I think the AI redesign 58 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,510 made it a lot better. 59 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:26,670 - We just used AI to help us remodel the kitchen, 60 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,940 too, Butters. You wanna come see? 61 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:31,040 - You guys don't care that all these dumb billionaires 62 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,280 are building data centers in our backyards? 63 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:35,150 - Oh, Butters, not again. 64 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:37,320 Progress is a good thing, OK? 65 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:40,790 AI is a useful tool for everyone here in South America. 66 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,790 - Useful for the weenie billionaires, maybe. 67 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:44,790 - That's enough of that talk, Butters. 68 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,490 The Stotches are not communists. 69 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,300 Don't make us ground you for being a libtard. 70 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:51,930 - Well, but you already did ground me for being a libtard, 71 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,070 Dad, last night. 72 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:55,000 - Oh, yeah. Come on, honey, 73 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:56,670 let's use AI to remodel our bedroom. 74 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,840 - Oh, yes! 75 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,940 - [growls] 76 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,580 - Hey, guys, looks like we got a good one today. 77 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:04,750 Look at this blackhead, 78 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,350 it's coming out of the forehead pimple. 79 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,580 - Eh. 80 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:09,320 - Oh, yeah, there it is. There it goes. 81 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,780 There's some pus. 82 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,320 - [sighs] That's better. 83 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:14,320 DR. PIMPLE POPPER: We're just gonna excrete that 84 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:16,160 right out--there we go-- - That was a good one. 85 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:17,820 - [speech stuttering] - What the-- 86 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:20,190 Oh, no! Not again! 87 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,860 No! 88 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,930 Well, that does it! 89 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,600 Goddamn billionaire weenies! 90 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,870 Why don't you go build your data center 91 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:35,980 in someone else's backyard? 92 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,980 Ya bunch of AI-lovin' weenies! 93 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,010 ["We're in the Money" playing] 94 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,820 BUTTERS: You think you can just do whatever you want? 95 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,790 - ♪ We're in the money ♪ 96 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,620 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 97 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,920 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 98 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:52,930 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 99 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,800 ♪ The sky is sunny ♪ 100 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:59,100 ♪ Old man depression, you are through, you've done us wrong ♪ 101 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:01,100 CONDUCTOR: Now arriving at Weenietown! 102 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,200 [horn toots] New billionaires, 103 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:03,670 disembark here. 104 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:05,310 ♪ ♪ 105 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,210 Move on in now, we have another train full coming. 106 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,380 [humming] 107 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:14,950 - ♪ We're in the money, come on, my honey ♪ 108 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:17,220 - Hey, you're making our power go out! 109 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,720 Why don't you build your data centers 110 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:20,420 in someone else's backyard? 111 00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:22,090 STEPHEN: Butters! 112 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,060 Butters, what the hell are you doing in those bushes? 113 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,930 - It's the weenie billionaires, Dad! 114 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,660 There's even more of them now! 115 00:04:28,730 --> 00:04:31,030 - Ah, damn it. Stop going off on tangents 116 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:32,670 about billionaires! 117 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,700 - It's not a tangent! 118 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,200 They're right here in our damn yard! 119 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,770 Come and look! - You get inside, mister! 120 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:41,140 I told you, you are grounded! 121 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:42,440 - Dang it! - ♪ We got a lot of what ♪ 122 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,380 ♪ It takes to get along ♪ 123 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,580 [camera shutter snapping] 124 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,310 - Jesus, that kid won't stop saying 125 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:48,980 we have a billionaire problem. 126 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,590 I think maybe we do have an issue, Linda. 127 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,690 - What do you mean? 128 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,260 - Do you remember when Butters was younger, 129 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,190 we let him get vaccinated for measles? 130 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:02,930 - Yeah, so? 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,130 - We let him get vaccinated, Linda. 132 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,230 And now... 133 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,940 Our son may actually be libtarded. 134 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,440 [mysterious music] 135 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:14,340 - Oh, no! No! 136 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,880 ♪ ♪ 137 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,610 [cheering] 138 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,750 - My fellow billionaires! 139 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,980 Our numbers continue to grow, 140 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:25,190 and now, as mayor of Weenietown, 141 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,850 I'm happy to announce the opening 142 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,990 of our new data center in this backyard. 143 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,890 [cheering] 144 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,090 But now that we are growing so rapidly, 145 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,630 we must be careful. 146 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,460 There are so many of us billionaires now, 147 00:05:37,530 --> 00:05:40,930 we might be starting to annoy people. 148 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:43,840 That's why I talked before about the importance 149 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,810 of not drawing attention to ourselves. 150 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,810 OK? So... 151 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,080 who went on the Joe Rogan podcast last night? 152 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:53,810 - That was me! 153 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,480 - OK, see, we can't do that. 154 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:57,150 - Well, which podcast should we go on? 155 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,990 - No, no, you don't go on any podcast. 156 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,090 You see, that's what I'm saying. 157 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,220 You're billionaires now-- 158 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,420 us billionaires stay behind the scenes. 159 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,830 - But if we don't go on podcasts, 160 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,060 how do we boost our Instagram? 161 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:09,730 - No, no, no, you don't have an Instagram, OK? 162 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,570 - Then how do people hear our opinions? 163 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,800 - Nobody wants to hear a billionaire's opinion. 164 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,900 Guys, guys, guys, that's the point I'm trying to make. 165 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,340 We gotta lay low. 166 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:19,640 If people start getting annoyed with us billionaires, 167 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,280 it could be really bad for Weenietown. 168 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,780 [doorbell rings] 169 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,610 - Yes? 170 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,780 - Exterminator. 171 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,820 I understand you've got some... 172 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,590 billionaires in your backyard? 173 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:34,420 - Yeah! I swear, there's more of these 174 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,120 stupid billionaires every day. 175 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,960 - Yeah, well, that's the country we're living in now, I'm afraid. 176 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:41,230 But hopefully everything's gonna change in November. 177 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,500 That's when "Grand Theft Auto"-- 178 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,300 - "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out, I know! 179 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,570 Could you come help me, please? 180 00:06:45,630 --> 00:06:48,140 - Yeah, let's take a look at the little buggers. 181 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:53,840 ["We're in the Money" playing faintly] 182 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:55,480 - There. Right there. 183 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,680 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, those are definitely billionaires. 184 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,710 Looks like they got a little data center going right there. 185 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,210 Pretty big one, too. 186 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,050 - Well, yeah, it's taking all the power from our house, 187 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,350 and I can't watch my YouTube videos! 188 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:07,690 - Yeah, well, it's probably best you just move. 189 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,890 - Move? I'm not gonna move! 190 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,630 I was here before they were! 191 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,730 Well, actually, billionaires have always been around, 192 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,330 people just didn't pay attention to them as much. 193 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,330 This is some new strain of billionaire. 194 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:20,570 They like to go on podcasts and get into public arguments 195 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,540 with Mark Ruffalo. 196 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,140 - Oh, jeez! 197 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,400 - Yeah, well, I sprayed them. 198 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,740 That'll shut them up for a little bit. 199 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:27,840 But once they take root like this, it's pretty much it 200 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:28,980 for the town. 201 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:30,340 - "It for the town"? 202 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,980 - Yeah, this is a really aggressive nonnative species. 203 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:34,820 Really messes with the whole ecosystem. 204 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:35,950 - The whole town's in danger, 205 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:37,620 and you ain't doing nothing? 206 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,250 - Yeah, well, it's South America, kid. 207 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,290 Nobody really gives a shit. 208 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,820 - Well, then, we'll make them give a poop. 209 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:43,890 Come on! 210 00:07:47,860 --> 00:07:50,500 MAYOR OF WEENIETOWN: Gentlemen, thank you all for coming. 211 00:07:50,530 --> 00:07:53,700 Many of you here are new to Weenietown, 212 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,570 having just recently become billionaires. 213 00:07:56,670 --> 00:08:00,440 And it has come to our attention that nobody has yet taught you 214 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,640 proper billionaire etiquette. 215 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,850 So we're going to play the should and shouldn't game. 216 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,420 Let's start with this. 217 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:09,880 Should a good billionaire 218 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,720 fly in private jets all over the world? 219 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,720 - No? 220 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,760 - Wrong! 221 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,860 Flying in jets all over the world 222 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:20,060 is something billionaires should do! 223 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,290 Perfectly fine. 224 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,360 Billionaires have been doing it for decades. 225 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:25,700 Should a good billionaire buy a huge yacht 226 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,130 on which to do drugs? 227 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,570 - They should not. 228 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,840 - No, no, they should! 229 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,570 Get your yacht. Do a bunch of drugs. 230 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,010 Nobody cares. 231 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,510 Now, should a good billionaire go on Joe Rogan 232 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:41,510 and talk about peptides? 233 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,920 - Yes! [all exclaiming affirmatively] 234 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,250 - No! [buzzer blares] 235 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,950 No, a billionaire weenie should not go on any podcast 236 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,420 and talk about peptides. 237 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:51,990 Here's another example. 238 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,330 Should a good billionaire 239 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:56,600 spend all the money they made on prostitutes? 240 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,330 Yes, yes, of course, they can spend all their money 241 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,430 on prostitutes. 242 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,600 That's completely normal. 243 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:04,140 But should we go on social media 244 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,810 and feed COVID conspiracy theories 245 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,510 by discussing our wife's six miscarriages? 246 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,240 [all responding affirmatively] 247 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,080 - No! Damn it, no. [buzzer blares] 248 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:14,580 - What, we're not allowed to have our own opinions? 249 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,080 - Yeah, billionaires get to have opinions too! 250 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:18,590 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 251 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,450 - No, no, you actually can't! 252 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,760 That's the point! 253 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,820 Remember back to when you were all young. 254 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,560 You were socially awkward little penises 255 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:26,860 that nobody liked. 256 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,700 Well, now that you're billionaires, 257 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,200 you're still socially awkward little penises 258 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,400 that nobody likes. 259 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,070 Let's put it another way. 260 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,600 Show of hands-- 261 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:39,510 who in this room was a really popular cool kid in school? 262 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,710 Right, none of you. 263 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:45,210 And just because you got rich, 264 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,380 that doesn't mean you suddenly got cool too. 265 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:49,420 - Everyone thinks I'm cool. 266 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,380 - No. Nobody thinks you're cool. 267 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:54,150 All you have to learn to do is shut up, OK? 268 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:55,660 Because if you don't, 269 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,560 then Billionaire Weenietown is done for! 270 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:01,090 [dramatic music] 271 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,780 BUTTERS: These weenie billionaires 272 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,550 built a data center in my backyard. 273 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,660 And if we don't do something, it could harm our whole town. 274 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,720 Tell him! - Yeah, it's true. 275 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,660 This is a highly aggressive species, 276 00:10:15,730 --> 00:10:17,190 and they're multiplying fast. 277 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,000 - So we thought we'd better get the word out. 278 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,160 - Uh-huh. 279 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,170 Look, kid, things are bad everywhere, OK? 280 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,600 The best we can hope for is that when November comes, 281 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,270 we can all get "Grand Theft Auto VI" 282 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,500 and not care about anything. 283 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,640 - Amen to that. 284 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,240 - [scoffs] No, no, come on! 285 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:32,240 You really want our whole town to get overrun 286 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:33,940 with little weenies doing whatever they want? 287 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:37,110 - I'm just heavily invested in what happens in November. 288 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,980 I invested in the ultimate edition. 289 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,780 - Look, mister, I know 290 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,320 what your mom might've used to tell you. 291 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:45,220 She probably told you to never pop your pimples. 292 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:46,890 That it could make it worse. 293 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,590 But you gotta get in there. 294 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:52,360 You gotta get in there and squeeze that son of a bitch! 295 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,730 - Uh-huh. Sound like you should 296 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:56,430 just go back and enjoy your little shows on TV. 297 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,200 - How am I supposed to enjoy my show 298 00:10:58,300 --> 00:10:59,340 when every five minutes, 299 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,970 the billionaires make the power go out? 300 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,840 - Wait a minute. What did you say? 301 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:05,010 - That's what they do. 302 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,710 Their little data centers suck up all the power! 303 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:10,850 - But in "Grand Theft Auto," there's save points. 304 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,620 If the power keeps going out, you lose all your progress. 305 00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:15,790 - Oh, Jesus, I didn't even think of that. 306 00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:18,720 - These billionaires could totally screw up November! 307 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:21,930 Pull the 5:00! We're doing a different story! 308 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,770 - My goodness. It's getting late. 309 00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:34,240 Butters hasn't come home for supper. 310 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,570 - Face it, Linda. Our son is gone. 311 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,380 Lost to the libtards. 312 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,610 - No! 313 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:42,410 He could just be at a friend's house. 314 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,680 Maybe I should call the Marshes and see-- 315 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,220 - He's gone, Linda! 316 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:49,050 We finally have to pay for what you've done. 317 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,690 - Don't say that, Stephen. 318 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,220 I told you I was cornered. I-- 319 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,220 - I've kept quiet long enough! 320 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:57,260 Our little boy is out there probably dead 321 00:11:57,330 --> 00:12:00,160 because all those months ago, you, Linda, 322 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:03,070 you got him vaccinated. 323 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,000 And I told you this would happen. 324 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,400 But you went behind my back 325 00:12:06,470 --> 00:12:08,170 and you took him to the doctor anyway! 326 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,040 - The school kept sending emails. 327 00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,080 They said that Butters had to have his shots up to date 328 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,910 or he wouldn't be able to attend school. 329 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,010 - And so you just faked my signature 330 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,510 on the school forms. 331 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,880 Faked it because I knew 332 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:21,050 what that vaccination would do to him! 333 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,390 Because I listen to podcasts! 334 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:24,890 - Oh, God! 335 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,120 - But you couldn't take time out of your precious day 336 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,060 to listen to podcasts, could you? 337 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:30,830 And now your son is a libtard. 338 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,460 Vaccinated and turned transsexual 339 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,760 and [bleep] to death in the streets of South America! 340 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,970 - [sobbing] No! No, Butters! 341 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,370 - You couldn't imagine your son 342 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,240 not being able to attend school, 343 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,400 but you can imagine 344 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:44,040 his dead transsexual body now, can't you, Linda? 345 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,480 You [bleep] bitch! 346 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:46,910 [phone ringing] 347 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,950 - [sobbing] Please! Please forgive me! 348 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,880 - Hold on a second. That's Butters. 349 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,250 Butters, where are you? 350 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,720 - Sorry, Dad. I'll be right home. 351 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:56,850 I'm just--I'm finishing up some homework at Kyle's house. 352 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,290 - All right, well, get home soon. 353 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,660 Your mom made tortellini soup. 354 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,090 [phone beeps] 355 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,860 Behind my back, Linda! - No! 356 00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,230 - Our libtarded son is dead and transsexual 357 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,230 because of your measles vaccine! 358 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,630 [dramatic music] 359 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,900 ANNOUNCER: This is "South America Local News." 360 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,640 - A change to the town name, a band on e-bikes, 361 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:19,910 and now, South America is dealing 362 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:23,980 with a highly invasive species threatening its ecosystem. 363 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,850 - Tom, local scientists are saying 364 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,080 that this new highly aggressive 365 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,020 and non-native form of billionaire 366 00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:32,790 is quickly growing here in South America. 367 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,190 And as the swarm continues to spread, 368 00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:37,360 we are starting to see the effects 369 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,130 on the ecosystem here. 370 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,900 You can see behind me, Stark's Pond has become 371 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,530 infested with little tiny private jets 372 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,970 that the billionaires are using 373 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,770 to get from backyard to another--ope! 374 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,980 Oh, they really are everywhere, Tom. 375 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,280 Billionaires flying in my face now. 376 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,480 Billionaires are here in South America. 377 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:57,750 It [bleep] sucks! 378 00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:58,880 [screaming] - Hold on. 379 00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:01,350 We have breaking news. Breaking news now. 380 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,450 It appears that the invasive billionaire problem 381 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,490 is completely under control. 382 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,360 Scientists now say 383 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,830 that there is nothing to worry about. 384 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,860 The, uh--the species is not invasive. 385 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,600 It is actually good for our lakes and wildlife, 386 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,130 and there is absolutely no problem. 387 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,970 We're lucky the billionaires chose our town, 388 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:23,240 and for certain, their little data centers 389 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,540 will make us all thrive. 390 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:27,540 MAYOR: Fellow billionaires, 391 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:30,050 I have tried to stabilize our public image! 392 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,510 Things were looking grim, 393 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,750 so I went out and bought the local news media, 394 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,590 as any good billionaire should. 395 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,820 And that should have fixed our problem, 396 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:40,920 but now, can someone tell me who went out 397 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:44,260 and got in a public argument with Macklemore? 398 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,260 God damn it, we had it figured out! 399 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:48,260 I bought the news so we could make us seem nicer, 400 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:49,470 and then some little penis 401 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,270 decided Macklemore needed a good talking to! 402 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:52,500 Who was it? 403 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,870 [all clamoring] - He did! He did! 404 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,510 - I just thought Macklemore needed to hear my opinions. 405 00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,240 - No, God damn it, nobody needs to hear your [bleep] opinions! 406 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,410 Nobody cares what you think about [bleep] Macklemore! 407 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,750 What the [bleep] are you doing? 408 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,780 Will you all just shut the [bleep] up? 409 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,790 I don't know what to do, old cap. 410 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,150 It seems these new billionaires just don't want to listen 411 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,690 to us old weenies anymore. 412 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:16,030 - Such is the folly of life. 413 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,630 - What are we going to do? 414 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,260 This will be the end of us all. 415 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:24,030 - Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, Mayor. 416 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,900 - You're right. Where is Miss Ladypenis? 417 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:29,040 - Out driving as always, I assume. 418 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,010 - I'd better get her on the phone. 419 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,640 Miss Ladypenis? 420 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,780 Come in, Miss Ladypenis. 421 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,550 Miss Ladypenis, do you read? 422 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,720 - This is Ladypenis. Go ahead, Mayor. 423 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,650 - We need your help, Ladypenis. 424 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:42,790 The new billionaires won't listen, 425 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,120 and they have to be relocated. 426 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,020 - I'll be right in. Ladypenis out. 427 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,730 [engine revving] 428 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,700 - [crying] 429 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,770 Oh, Butters. 430 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,940 Oh, my precious little man. 431 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,610 - Stephen? 432 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,710 Can I get you something to drink? 433 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,450 - Can you get me something to drink? 434 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,320 Our little boy's libtarded body is out there, 435 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,950 fill with a vaccine, 436 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,850 turned gay and dead, 437 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,790 but you want to know if I want a drink? 438 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,830 - Stephen, if I had known that the measles booster 439 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:23,890 would have caused all this, I would've-- 440 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,230 - You did know! 441 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,160 I told you a measle booster would kill our son, 442 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,270 and then turn him libtarded and gay! 443 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,570 But you didn't listen! - Oh, God! [sobbing] 444 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,970 - Our son is dead because you never listen 445 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,040 to a single podcast I say! 446 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,540 And now you know just how wrong you were! 447 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,180 - Mom, Dad, can I talk to you? 448 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,380 - Not now, Butters. 449 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,950 You got led like a blind sheep, Linda! 450 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,550 Followed what the school said about the vaccinations! 451 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,590 - I just want to say, I'm sorry I've been so ornery lately. 452 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,920 You know, I shouldn't be yelling and screaming at you 453 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,060 'cause billionaires are building 454 00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:55,460 data centers in our backyards. 455 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,390 - Oh, God! 456 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,160 - I gotta learn to control my emotions 457 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,130 and not let it get to me that the little weenies control 458 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,330 the news outlets now too. 459 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,740 - Oh, billionaires control the news now too! 460 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,440 Do you understand now that your vaccine killed our son? 461 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:12,280 - Well--well, Stephen, he is right there. 462 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:16,180 - My God, Linda, that's it! I'm calling the FBI! 463 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,250 - You guys are using AI to redesign the house, 464 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,450 and I need to be OK with that. 465 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:21,920 - Hello, FBI? 466 00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,120 I need to report a case of bestiality. 467 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,090 I've been having sex with a blind sheep. 468 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,020 - [sobbing] - That's right, she's a sheep. 469 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,460 She got our son vaccinated, and now he's dead and trans. 470 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,790 That's right. 471 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,300 - I think the new living room looks real nice, guys, 472 00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,630 and the new kitchen too. 473 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,200 - Go to your room, Butters. You're grounded. 474 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,340 Yeah! Yeah, that's right. - Ah, dang it. 475 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,770 BUTTERS' DAD: Yeah, no, I've been having sex with it 476 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,310 for years. Come and get me. 477 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,110 OK, hang on. 478 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,610 The head of the FBI wants to talk to you. 479 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:47,810 - Hello? 480 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,780 - [muffled yelling] 481 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:51,410 - Yes. Yes, no, I-- 482 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,880 I just really wanted him to be able to go to school. 483 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,250 - [muffled yelling] 484 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,720 - Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 485 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:58,760 - Just come and arrest me! 486 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,890 I've been having sex with this thing! 487 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,860 [soft music] 488 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:11,000 ♪ ♪ 489 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,080 [static crackles] 490 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,180 - Hello, young man. 491 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,780 It's me, Miss Ladypenis, 492 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,510 on a prerecorded message. 493 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:25,720 - Miss Ladypenis? 494 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,380 - We wish to offer you a deal. 495 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,850 If you help us with our problem, 496 00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,790 we will leave your backyard for good. 497 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,590 Inside this basket, you will find 498 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,820 all the items you need to accomplish your mission. 499 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:36,790 If you agree, go to your backyard 500 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:39,630 and follow these instructions explicitly. 501 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,460 - Boy, I sure would like to hear 502 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,030 some billionaires' opinions right now! 503 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,100 Nothing better than hearing 504 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:22,910 what billionaires have to say about stuff! 505 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:28,480 [all clamoring] 506 00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:29,910 - Ah! - Oh! 507 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,080 - Ah! - Ah! 508 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,250 - Oh! 509 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,350 - Come on. Let me hear it. 510 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,650 You're all so interesting! 511 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,390 - Look! Our plan is working! 512 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,190 They're drawn like moths to a flame! 513 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:44,260 [all clamoring] 514 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,260 Now, boy, now! 515 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,340 [vacuum whirring] 516 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,270 [all clamoring] 517 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:58,110 [screaming] 518 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,440 That's it! He's got 'em! 519 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,010 Great job, Ladypenis! 520 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,120 [screaming] 521 00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,190 - [sighs] 522 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,060 Oh, yes. 523 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,460 - There's a good one. 524 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,460 Let's gush this one out there. 525 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,330 - Oh, nice one. Yeah. 526 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:24,330 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, I've got some billionaires ♪ 527 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,400 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, now you've got some too ♪ 528 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:28,570 ♪ Loo, loo, loo, they were in my backyard ♪ 529 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,010 ♪ Now they're in yours too, too, too ♪ 530 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:37,110 - Fellow billionaires, we have averted a crisis. 531 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,650 The little boy has helped us 532 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,820 relocate the problem billionaires, 533 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,650 and now, as per our agreement, 534 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,250 we will soon be moving Weenietown 535 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,160 to the next backyard over. 536 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,720 But as we move, let us remember 537 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,060 to not draw attention to ourselves, 538 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,660 for the outside world can be fickle, 539 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:57,770 and there is a new billionaire in Weenietown every day. 540 00:20:59,670 --> 00:21:01,970 TRUMP: This is the final battle. 541 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,340 With you at my side, 542 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:04,940 we will demolish the deep state. 543 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:07,780 We will expel the warmongers from our government. 544 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,750 We will drive out the globalists. 545 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,680 We will cast out the communists, 546 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,250 Marxists, and fascists. 547 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,190 We will threw off the sick political class 548 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,550 that hates our country. 549 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,190 We will rout the fake news media, 550 00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:23,260 and we will liberate America from these villains 551 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,490 once and for all. 552 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,500 [farts] [splash] 553 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,230 - ♪ We're in the money ♪ 554 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,930 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 555 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,640 ♪ We've got a lot of what it takes to get along ♪ 556 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,340 ♪ We're in the money ♪ 557 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,410 - Whoo-hoo! 558 00:21:42,010 --> 00:22:01,050 ♪ ♪